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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Kia ora

First and foremost, congrats to Alex!!!....you are awesome and its good to see ya showcase your brilliant and unique gift for the whole world to witness. Malaysia is proud of ya.

Ok....before you think im indulging in self lauding, im actually refering to my namesake, Alex Yong. Last week, he won the Czech Republic GP for the A1 championship and by doing so, became the first Malaysian to win any grand prix in an international scene. Full praise for him and FINALLY, malaysians now have a reason to justify for thier dangerous driving skills.

Anyway, for some interesting stuff......research shows that, depending on long you linger, you spent an average of at least 6 to 12 months in the toilet. Thats a freaking long amount of time....therefore its logical to have some sort of entertainment. A US company recently designed see-through toilet cisterns that can be filled with fish. They obviously dont get flush away due to the separate inner comapartment which also houses gravel, plants, a dual LED lighting, a built in feeder, overflow tube and a suction pump. To learn more visit http://www.fishnflush.com/about.html#

Well, in my humble opinion, no fish ever deserves to go into this kind of torture.

What sort of entertainment is this anyway?? Plus how on earth can i view the fishes when im sitting on the toilet bowl??....Humans never cease to amaze me...

Alex
9:21 PM

CRAPPER

Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe

About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes. The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).

CRAPTACULARS
Jen
Catz Lim
Jason Mak
Kee weng
Khee Wah
Caxton
Zach Lum
JoSoh
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DESIDERATA

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
and you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labours and asipirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham,drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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