An Urge To Splurge

Croc tales
Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Crikey Mate....was shocked to hear the news that the croc man, bless his soul, passed away yesterday from a sting ray attack. Good man he is with all his conservation efforts and tv series.

Tribute to the crocodile hunter...you will be sorely miss...

In true Steve Irvin fashion: "Wow......what a little RIPPER! alright little fella, not gonna hurt ya! he's struggling, he's a FEISTY one, he's got greasy hair and he smells of piss! alright i'm gonna let him go, watch out mate."

What a weird weekend it has been. All blacks lost, Warriors lost but the NZ Knights Won!!!....crazy

Moving on, yesterdays outing was a blast. Thanks to catz, everything ran smoothly. Ice skating was great, although the falling down part hurts quite a bit. After that, we played basketball, football, swings and robbing children off thier playground . Poor Catz, apparently the football was attracted to her.

Dinner was a healthy serving of mushrooms and more mushrooms. Apparently, mushrooms promotes the expulsion of intestinal gas. Quite rightly, everyone went home after that. Throat still feels sore. I now sound like Louis Armstrong before reaching puberty. Hopefully it'll get better. So enjoys the rest of the hols guys....

P/s: Watch out for sting rays

Alex
4:14 PM

CRAPPER

Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe

About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes. The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).

CRAPTACULARS
Jen
Catz Lim
Jason Mak
Kee weng
Khee Wah
Caxton
Zach Lum
JoSoh
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DESIDERATA

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
and you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labours and asipirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham,drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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