Destiny takes charge...
Friday, August 18, 2006
WOW.....havent update for aeons....sorry bout that guys...as usual, same old tests, labs and what have you. Life's been topsy turvey. The other day i was in a jubilant mood coz i just got offered a job, only to find out that the on my way to the interview i went above the speed limit. Consequently, the cameras got me. 80 flippin bucks to the oversize pockets of all the egghead officers so they can watch more porno flicks ( as reported in the daily news). As i always budget for all my expenditures, a 80 bucks monetary gift to the "enforcers of justice" isnt what i usually budget for. Well, that leaves me financially impaired. In Malaysia, one would head to the headquarters, go up to reception, and calmy say.." Hey boss, bagaimana nak settle dengan ini...kerja manyak susah la...boleh tolong sikit ar??" which blunty means "Get me out of this mess and we both eat well tonight".
Yes, I do understand that a corrupt system leads to econmic instability in the long run. But for a third world country like (dare i say it) Malaysia, this third world mentaliy is embraced. So for me to bear the incidence of this fine is against my ethos. But enough of this dilemma already. Lets move on.
Was approached by several friends with regards to the upcoming Malaysian ball. Everybody seems to be going and i was cordially invited to boon's table. Well, since im not a rich, pot smoking tycoon, sipping bicardi and lounging on lazyboys, money is somewhat a problem.
So i had a wee thought to myself, how could i raise 55 bucks in one week. Several options came to mind: Stealing zach shoes and ask for ransom money for it (bugger lurves his shoes so much, he would pay anything) or i could take a video of jun bin snoring in lectures (wouldnt be a diffucult task) and threaten to post it on youtube. Although, theres always that option of selling body parts (liver, anyone?).
Showing much cognitive prowess, i omitted those options and settle for the all time favourite - Gambling. So in short, if the all blacks beat australia by 12 of points or under today, ill be bearing my tux, holla-ing to all my msian peeps and cramming in the (hopefully palatable) buffet. Otherweise, gimme a shout out when your near karangahape road and stumble across a shabby, bearded guy begging for food. Fingers cross.
Go ALL BLACKS...u little beauties...
Alex
7:23 PM
CRAPPER
Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe
About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree
in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims
to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes.
The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).
