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Its been a while
Monday, June 26, 2006

Finally, after 3 gruelling weeks,5 torrid days and countless of hours, its all over.

Its good to be free.... exams has sucked all my creative juices and im just writing whatever comes to mind...

WOOHOO!!..Dont have to listen to this guy again......going on and on and on bout rock defects, soil and all that sorta jazz....

i can now concentrate on more important things....like the beautiful game. Its not so beautiful when u start losing money from it , so during the holidays, im looking forward to watch every damn match (if my body allows).

Anyway, i was thinkin of what elective i should take next semester....really wanted to do economics but found out it clashes with my timetable...damn!!!....so i opted for philosophy instead. Theres 2 options though....critical thinking and logic.

So i THINK and LOGIC with myself, which paper would be more suitable. Firstly, critical thinking..hmm....what would we do in the lectures??...everybody sitting in the lecture doing this

Well, doesnt seem like much fun....or would we just be thinking of stupid statements like this...

and then i started thinking bout what logic had in store for me....how can someone possibly learn logic. It is not logical to assume someone has logic??...apparently not, as you can see from the sign below, some people just have no logic

Finally, i cant decide which to choose....i asked my friend's opinion, he didnt know which one to choose either.....so we googled HELP!!, WE ARE USELESS and this is what i got

Yes, the italian team....im sure jason and boon agrees....

Alex
10:40 PM

The cup of dreams
Saturday, June 10, 2006

Some of you may know that im an avid sports fan...im crazy about my sports; be it basketball, football, rugby, tennis ANYTHING (except golf, how can u watch that??).

So obviously im really hype up for the upcoming FIFA world cup in Germany. Its gonna be great. As you all know, sports is even MORE interesting when you have a bet on it, so for your convenience i have made up my betting odds here so you all wont have to go to the local TAB. GO ahead, make some money ......

Brazil to win the world cup (again) 1/2

English media to lambast sven goran eriksson for not winning world cup 1/2.5

Holland to survive 'group of death' 1/4

Sweden to be the dark horse of the tournament and go to the semifinal 1/8

Commentator fails to pronounce Ukraine's defender Dmytro CHIGRYNSKIY 1/7.5

Lionel Messi helping argentina win the world cup in true argentina fashion, with his HAND 1/9

An asian team surviving the group stages 1/12

England's striker Peter Crouch for golden boot 1/50

Ronaldo (brazil) for golden boot and worst hair cut 1/7

Germany to keep clean sheet in all group matches (they have an easy group man) 1/5

Ivory Coast for FIFA fair play award (they got drogba) 1/30

Mexico's striker Borgetti to win the golden ball 1/6.5

Trinidad and Tobago's Dwight Yorke to be caught in a sex scandal with a german prostitute 1/3

Ronaldinho to score using his head 1/11

Spainards to dissapoint again and fail to advance group stages 1/8

Les blues (france) to qualify for knock out rounds this time 1/3

Australia, our friendly neighbours scoring a goal!! 1/5.5

Azzuri's to defend like crazy and score during counter attacks 1/2

Group F(yes, Brazils group) to score the most goals in the group stages 1/9

Chealsea to buy any player that performs well in this world cup 1/1.5

And lastly, the ultimate bet..... tsunami to strike munich while chealsea players are playing and kill all of thier sorry ass ( including the manager) 1/1000000

so may the best team win!!!!

Alex
6:24 PM

CRAPPER

Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe



About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes. The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).

CRAPTACULARS
Jen
Catz Lim
Jason Mak
Kee weng
Khee Wah
Caxton
Zach Lum
JoSoh
Boon's


DESIDERATA

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
and you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labours and asipirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham,drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.





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