Rules for good riting
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Malaysian engrish very bad, more so the riting. So here's a list on how to rite better...
- Dont use no double negatives
- just between you and i, case is important.
- A writer musn't shift your point of view.
- Dont use a run-on sentence you got to punctaute it
- In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.
- When dangling, dont use participles.
- Join clauses good, like a conjuction should.
- Dont use commas, which arent necessary.
- It's important to use apostrophe's right
- Dont abbrev.
- Check to see if you any words out
- Always check your speling
- In my opinion I think that an author when he is writing shouldnt get into the habit of making use of too many of those unnecessary words that he does not really need.
- Of course, there's that old one; Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
- Last but not least, lay off cliches.
Alex
3:21 PM
CRAPPER
Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe
About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree
in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims
to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes.
The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).
