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Much ado about foam
Saturday, May 13, 2006

Yes...the critics were right...it was wet, it was sticky, it was cram, but heck it was bloody fun. Last night, zach,boon,bin,jason,richard and yours truly embark on an expedition to the shady depths of Karangahape Road in a club called IBIZA for a foam party. Ive never been to a foam party before and didnt know what to expect...so heres my account

Got to bin's house at bout 10 and waited for boon and his followers......they arrive and we warmed up by drinking our now official beer for our group, TUI.......played some kung fu choas while zach played some sing-alongs......left for IBIZA with nothing but my drivers license (was afraid that my wallet and cellphone would be drenched).....while walking, asked boon for some tips, as ya all know, his a veteran in this field and i the padawan would very much like to learn some 'tricks of the trade'........he proceed in telling me a joke about why a mexican man throw his wife from the 15th floor?....TEQUILA!!

....reached IBIZA, music blasting, ppl dancing, foam foaming (???) and we were all set.....started of easy and slow with the traditional swaying of body side to side ala Will smith in hitch......the boys decided the push bin towards the floor and while watching his body plummeting, proceeded in laughing hysterically......after messing around with the boys and getting all "foamed" up, i decided to leave them in search of some progesterone(aka female, i forgot that bin would be reading and will most probably be thinking what the heck does that mean).....saw a girl, dancing alone and seemingly in need of a partner, took a deep breath and went up to her and asked "hey there, wanna dance?"....

.....she swivel her head about the horizontal axis and gently replied "no thanks...i with someone"......oh well, tough luck, continued dancing, had a glimpse back and saw her BF dancing with her.....scolded myself for such foolish judgement, continued dancing.......next, saw a group of girls dancing and decided to joined in......squeezed my way through and ended up behind this girl and her friend....frantically dancing behind her to get her attention......she then dance in front of me for a few seconds and then blurted out "Im lesbian"...what??.....crazy people....hang around for a while only to be rewarded with some lesbian action going on with she and her friend....

hmm...wondered what those guys are up to....glanced around, spotted them nearby....as i went to meet them, saw some girls around them...woohoo, ill just get some off them instead.....went to the group, only to realise that one of the girl was my sis friend....sigh.....just dont feel right dancing with them.....left them again ...... shirt sweaty....ear drums bursting......throat sore....weighed up my options...i could

1. start cursing everyone and everything and strom out of the club while shouting...."U BUNCH OF SAD ***ING IDIOTS"
2. break down in tears and call momma to be consoled
3. take 12 tequila shots and settle for any tom,dick or harry that comes along the way
4. take a bus to university and study some fluid mechanics
5. persevere....

needless to say, i chose the 5th options......although it was a toss up between the 3rd option.....saw the boys resting among the sofa....bin was recovering from his tequila shot, jason was dancing crazily, boon was in automatic mode, richard was all over the place and zach couldnt be found.......so i decided to dance a little more.....saw this girl....heart stopped..... went closer to have a look....by the mighty beard of zeus, she was hot...asked myself, "WWBD...what would boon do?".....sum up courage.....went in front of her and started dancing....she dances exotically back...heart jumping.....maybe i should buy her a drink....was about to ask her......DAMN!!....i didnt bring my wallet....ARGH!!!......retreated away from the dance floor....dejected.....saw bin with natalie and some other friends....joined them....had a few shots....took some photos....saw bun (haha...sorry..typo, but not gonna fix it) and pui li....joined them...dance a bit....un-dejected...foam stops...people leave...silence creeps in...left IBIZA....showered in bin's house....hunger strikes....Kebab in Queens.....went back...

was about to sleep....silence all round.....noticed somthing....boon was asleep.....by the glistering light of Ra, a miracle!!!....boon asleep + silence = MIRACLE!!......said a little prayer...thank God for blessing me with a quiet sleep...ZZzzzzzzzzzzz

OH btw...ill post the pics as soon i got hold of it from natalie

Alex
10:52 PM

CRAPPER

Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe



About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes. The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).

CRAPTACULARS
Jen
Catz Lim
Jason Mak
Kee weng
Khee Wah
Caxton
Zach Lum
JoSoh
Boon's


DESIDERATA

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
and you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labours and asipirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham,drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.





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Crap Pictures


mY yOUgest cousin and I..she looks incredibly scared..sigh

my uncle getting kinda weary

Owww..poor nuts

Thumbs up after a rough ride