An Urge To Splurge

The lazy man's product guide
Monday, May 29, 2006

Moving the lawn. Opening a bottle of jam. Flipping the pages of a book. Who can be bothered? Theres some cool stuff in the internet for the lazy person in you...

Voice command universal remote
The invention of the remote control was a big day in the history of the lazy man. So the voice controlled remote seems the perfect next evolutionary step, even if its designed for the disabled. But then again, imagine the havoc when u and your siblings fight it out between channels...surely wont be a quiet house.

Lids off open-it-all jar opener
Finally, dont need to put effort on that stupid jar of spaghetti sauce that mum always ask me to open. Just stick in a jar and press a button. Everyone would now fight to open the groceries.

Sonicare IntelliClean toothbrush
The beauty of this device, which not only vibrates superfast to save you the trouble of moving your hand but actually pumps toothpaste up a tube directly onto the bristles of your brush for you. Furthermore, it tells you when to move to the next quadrant of the mouth. Wow...that effectively elimanates 3 quarters of the hassle of toothbrushing.

OneDerWear
one underwear to rule them all. This disposable underwear saves the hassle of having to wash, hang, fold your dirty knickers.

GoDogGo fetch machine
The way its supposed to work, you set this device in your yard and retreat to your porch, where, using a remote control, you fire a tennis ball in a beautifully repeating arc towards the horizon, after which your well-trained dog fetches it and puts in back in the cylinder. Problem is, my lazy dog will probably watch 30 tennis ball fly before she would lift a paw. Whats worst, unc sam would probably start humping the machine.

Automatic lecture notes taker

Going to lectures can be so mundane and boring but nevertheless you must attend to get all the lec notes...NOw, with the help of the "notes taker", u can skip all the lectures and just give him some of your left over lunch and he will willingly take all the notes...Awesome!!

Alex
7:50 PM

CRAPPER

Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe

About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes. The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).

CRAPTACULARS
Jen
Catz Lim
Jason Mak
Kee weng
Khee Wah
Caxton
Zach Lum
JoSoh
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DESIDERATA

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
and you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labours and asipirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham,drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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