Spur-of-the-moment
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Ah...monday...everyones worst day....it started out like any typical monday...bored, tired, lazy....luckily uni was finish and i was at home licking my wounds. Was reluctantly doing my assignment when i had a call..."hello..alex cheah ar?" said the donkey-like voice. I confirmed with him that it was me and then he said "oi...wanna go hamilton NOW ar" (for those in malaysia, thats like saying(if ure in kl), wanna go Ipoh now ar?). Surprised and confused, i agreed. "So we come and pick u up...get ready ar". Seeing as i didnt know anything about this trip, i wore my beanie and brought some parang just in case we went for a fight...they mob arrived...turns out that boon wanted to go to hamilton to pick up his amplifier and requested the company of jun bin, jason and i.
"Alamak, wasting my time lar these fellows", i silently whispered to myself. So off we went on our merry trip to hamilton. After so confusion in the exits, we were in the motorway, heading south bound. The car was equiped with a guitar, some chinese song CD and jun bin's sense of humour. After about 1.5 hours of driving, we reached hamilton, much to the relief of sean as i sense he was getting annoyed by the "are we there yet?" pestering from jason. We stopped at a burger king and waited for the dude to come. I noticed sumthin different from our usual bk in auckland, all the staff here are female...hmm...thats nice...anyway, jun bin bought some kids toy and was trying hard to fix the damn thing (what an insult to engineering)..poor guy, couldnt fix the toy and was just about to burst in tears when jason helped out.
Anyway, sean got his amp and she look absolutely gorgeous...after touching she smooth body, and rubbing her knickers..oops...i mean speakers...we left her alone in the trunk and headed to get some dinner.
As expected, hamilton was a dead town, everything was close except liquor king and subway, so after some hard discussion, we decided to choose subway (much to my disapproval). Jun bin as usual was asking for more meatBALLS, sean was flirting with the moari chick, jason was battling with his sandwich and i was observing all their antics.
After dinner, we went to get some petrol. Jun BIn and i went to the shop and got some drinks. A peculiar thing happened, the shop owner was seemingly flirting with bin. Whats wrong with that u ask?..well, HIS tone of voice and sudden interest in bin's life was disturbing. He kept on asking bin to buy some chocolate and when we wanted some chocolate milkshake and there weren't any he said to bin, "ive got some chocolate milkshake in the store, u wanna come and have a look", i quickly pull bin, grab our drink and left.
We headed home...the ride home was absolutely smashing...we sang along the whole way, bin was awesome in the guitars, sean scintillating with the vocals, jason was great with the backup singing and i was a master in spoiling the songs....we sang everything from chinese songs: qing nian, an jing and whole lotta other crap that i dunno (damn, must learn more chinese songs) to english songs from all genres such as ronon keating, jack johnson, robbie williams, enrique, greenday, stand by me(dunno who sang this, AWEsome song) and even avril lavine (however u spell that)..yes, i kid u not...we were getting all emo and lovey dovey and shit...so we decided to have some gossip seasion...all hell broke loose... deep, dark secrets were revealed..it was llike a jampacked episode of desperate housewives...so after gossiping about every damn chick we know, no more fun and games we thought, it was on to a brutal discussion about serious stuff such as, who's gonna marry first, what to call our babies, how to propose to our wives, how many stripers our bachelors party is gonna have.....u know...stuff like that. Overall, it was some crazy night, i laugh my shit off and learn some stuff that i never knew about my frens...awesome time...more of this ay...nat ali...
everyone checkin out boon's amp

God knows what jason is trying to do

Bin trying hard to fix a DAMN bk toy

FINALLY!!! happiness all round

lalala....get me out of this damn car!!
Alex
7:35 PM
CRAPPER
Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe
About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree
in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims
to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes.
The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).