Of last words and life
Monday, April 03, 2006
OGH lecture theatre, 1200:
Opearation Rock Test.
How to pass this test with minimal study(no thanks to that drinking night which made me slept for majority of sunday) . Stuyding late sunday night was a recipe for disaster. However, as i walked into the examination hall, admist the sounds of death bells, i started to ponder on what words of wisdom other people would say before they took their last breath. Heres a few i managed to find out:
James Rodgers, executed in 1960, was asked if he had any last request as he stood before a firing squad. "Why, yes" he said. " I'd like a bullet proof vest".
When Henry Ward was dying at a age of seventy four, his doctor asked him how high he could raise his arm. He replied, "Well, high enough to hit you, Doctor"
Rabelais uttered what I consider is the greatest exit lines "Im going to the great...perhaps"
Carl Panzram, who murdered 23 ppl: "i wish the whole human race had one neck and i had my hands around it"
But to my surprise, the rocks were quite easily distinguishable. Hopefully i didnt do too bad. I shouldnt have stress out too much...i remembered what my grandpa used to tell me, "In order to have a long life, keep your feet warm, back straight and head cool". Anyway, heres summore pics from the food night....so stay cool guys....
I love the mixed emotions in this pic

Kai ann's body odour clearly got the better of me and jun bin(especially)

hahah....photo is left skew , distribution is a 6:5 gender split

Take that u damn mechanical engineer!!
Alex
9:10 PM
CRAPPER
Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe
About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree
in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims
to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes.
The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).