A night of striking
Saturday, March 25, 2006
After much anticipation, laser strike night finally came....started the day with 4 lectures in a row, 2 structures, a fluid mechanics tutorial and a land info lecture somwhere in between. Needless to say it was the usual same old boring stuff. Anyway, at the stroke of 9 pm, we made our way to megazone in posonby. The place looked rather shabby and old but what awaits us inside was far more exiciting. After a brief introduction on the rules and regulations, twas time for LAZER STRIKING!!!....clad with our sophisticated state of the art laser suit and highly deadly laser gun, we rush inside the maze not knowing what to except, i was so exicted that i was completely obivlious of the surroundings and nearly trip upon a step. After getting my bearings right, i proceed in annialathing my fellow enemies. I however must admit that i was preety crap the first time around, all i did was trying to get my gun working and some geezer will come along and shoot me. After the first round, as expected i didnt to too well, at least getting a positive number unlike someone who somehow managed to get a negative 1000...how the heck did u that la jun bin???...shoot ur own base ar......anyway, some pro advised me to aim for the base always and ensure you get a hit. So i was all hype up for the second round, all ready to kick some ass...i went in the arena with a vengence, targeting all the basses, jumping and dodging lasers, shooting like a mad cow. Man, i was sweating bullets...hopefully it all pays off. I came out and my heart sank when i realise i was dead last...LOL!!!....rock bottom, the ultimate loser...what the heck???....something must be wrong with thier scoring system i deduced. I then settled for playing the buzz song game in the playstation. At least i didnt get last place in that game!!...my strategy for the last game was simple....following the ancient japanese art of war: KAMIKAZE!!!...i just ran around and shoot anyone i saw ... even team mates ( getting my fair bit of critisim) . And guess what?...i actually did better...7th place!!!...wooHOOO!!!....i love kai ann's tactic however, she said she just sneakly tell the person she dies already and went they turn thier back, she proceeds in shooting them...wah....this kind of girl ar....cannot trust wan man...GUYS BEWARE!!!...lucky i am in the same team as she is. Overall, the night was really entertaining, we left with our sweaty bodies and sore legs and definately bucketsful of hatred for our opponents. DAMN THAT IDIOT WHO GOT ME WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FIRE GREEN BASE!!!
Alex
8:43 PM
CRAPPER
Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe
About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree
in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims
to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes.
The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).
