Explanation
Monday, November 28, 2005
Kia Ora,I have came under tremendous critism lately regarding my entries. I know ive been making fun of some of my dear friends and i truly apologise. But there is an underlying explanation for the whole thing, check it out - no sarcasm intended ya. Kai Ann- Sorry for denoting you as a filthy swine, truth is, i regard the pig race as one of the most important animal for the human race. Without it , there would not be any Bak Kut Teh, and without BKT, the world.....lets not go there....So as you can see, refering you to a pig actually means i regard you as a highly humble, modest, thoughtful and truly loveable person. MUAKS!!So you see, my intentions are good and meant no harm. How you potray me as evil, deceitful and impudent i do not know. Anyway, moving on bout today, today went to church in the morning and was introduce to the perplexing world of parenthood. Mummy wanted me to help out in the creche (for you blur people, its a place where infants come and frolick amongst themselves). I was then subsequently assign a toddler to take care of. It started quite well and i was vigorously trying to keep "it" entertain by doing some sort of weird dance. However, the little anklebitter wanted to go to the loo. Thus, without compromising, i brought "it" to do its business. So far so good, but at the stroke of 12.15, the bugger started complaining about his little pecker. He said it was itchy...WHAT THE HECK???..what am i to do now?..what would jesus do?..So i started telling him the story of braveheart ( thank god we watch that movie boon). And i said to him "Do you wanna be like william wallace? If yes, then forget all your pain!!"...his responce....he went straight to the sandpit and started playing ...phew...close call..Anyway, i gotta go watch the all blacks thrash scotland now..i would love to stay on and write but these jaded fingers have reached its critical fatigue level...so take care guys..
Alex
2:08 AM
CRAPPER
Ah-Lek Cheah
September 8th 1986
New Zealand
Civil Engineer wannabe
About the author:
Malaysian by birth, Alex Cheah was born in the rough and ruggard suburban city of Paramount Garden. He currently is pursuing a degree
in Civil Engineering in Auckland University, New Zealand.
The overall subject of blogging has been a life long passion. His frist blog has receives many accolates and criticism. The second (craptacular) aims
to cater for the ever growing demand of his friends.
In craptacular, Alex incorporates the very best of Malaysian Humour garnished with a hint of sacarsm and a pinch of disgustingly LAME jokes.
The result is a simple, practical blog which is geared to either piss someone off or provide humour to his/her life (hopefully the latter).
